Today Sucked Balls Dog Shirt, Funny Dog Lover Tee Inspired by Our American Bulldog , Bad Day Graphic T-Shirt

Some days just hit different — and not in a good way.
This tee exists for those days.

Inspired by our American Bulldog Max, this shirt captures that exact “nope, not today” energy we all feel when the world decides to be extra annoying. A bold, cartoon-style dog portrait takes center stage, proudly holding two bright orange-and-blue balls under vintage, curved lettering that says what you’re already thinking. It’s silly, loud, and unapologetically honest — just like Max.

Printed on a soft, lightweight cotton tee, it’s built for comfort whether you’re walking the dog, running errands, or letting strangers know your patience has officially clocked out. Expect laughs, knowing nods, and at least one person asking, “Where did you get that shirt?”

Perfect for dog parents, bad-day survivors, and anyone who prefers their humor served with fur and attitude.

👕 Product Features

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and lightweight

Retail unisex fit that’s easy to layer or wear solo

Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention

Side seams for improved structure and durability

Tear-away label for comfort

Crisp, vibrant artwork printed using DTG/DTF methods

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

Non-chlorine bleach as needed

Tumble dry low

Iron or steam on medium heat

Do not dry clean